Собственно сабж.
Кто как видит расстановку команд?

Нынешний релиз power rankings с ihwc.net:

#1 Russia
Currently on pace to win gold with an 81-9 goal differential (we said "currently"!)

#2 Czech Republic
Nothing personal, Mezin--we'd do the same to Stepan Goryachevskikh

#3 Sweden
Devoured the Italians like a big plate of spaghetti bolognese

#4 Finland
And again Norrena said: "No."

#5 USA
Recommended for ages 25 and under, '96 World Cup team members not required

#6 Slovakia
The Czechs scored way more goals in their opener than we did--no fair!

#7 Canada
Oilers Goalie + International Hockey = Shoot From Center Ice

#8 Switzerland
Same old solid Swiss stuff

#9 Latvia
To increase scoring, grow Helmut Balderis-style mustaches

#10 Germany
Hey, you can't stop Jamal Mayers--you can only hope to contain him

#11 Norway
Nice try, Pal

#12 Belarus
Next year, Belarus will be coached by Harold Snepsts

#13 Ukraine
If Sweden can hire Mike Keenan, Ukraine can hire Bobby Clarke

#14 Austria
This space will not feature any Bruno jokes out of respect for Sacha Baron Cohen

#15 Italy
Yeah, but just wait till we're in the final and one of our guys gets headbutted

#16 Denmark
Kim Staal must get the other Staals to defect to Denmark immediately

Блин эти рейтинги.
Хоть я и не плохо знаю английский, иногда ни хрена не понимаю что они написали.

Как они быстро поменяли свои взгляды

#1 Россия
Пока в шаге от золота с общей разнице в счете 81-9, мы говорим "пока" (намекая на общее кол-во матчей=9)

да не, это петросян писал...хотя про беларусь хорошо ... )))

кто такой Harold Snepsts?

фигня всё это .

Ветеран НХЛ, защитник 1954 г.р.

Новые Power Rankings:

#1
Russia

Proof that being extremely ensive is sometimes a good thing
#2
Sweden

We sincerely hope that our ensive outburst will not damage diplomatic relations with our Baltic neighbors in Latvia
#3
Czech Republic

Hotter than Petra Nemcova (do your own Googling)
#4
Finland

Remind us again why Erkka Westerlund isn't coaching the national team next year?
#5
USA

We are the Youth Gone Wild
#6
Slovakia

It's just slo much fun to score!!
#7
Switzerland

2-1, 2-1...don't you get bored?
#8
Canada

Well, it's because Canadians don't believe in running up the score, eh?
#9
Germany

Ach, nicht so gut
#10
Latvia

IHWC.NET suspects Teamka would win a wrestling match with RIX
#11
Norway

Hey Pal, Jussi Markkanen felt a lot worse after Game Seven
#12
Belarus

Colonel, initiate Operate Bulldog immediately--bring Mikhail and Andrei to Moscow. Do I make myself clear?
#13
Ukraine

Oleksandr Fedorov must get his longlost cousin Sergei to defect to Ukraine immediately
#14
Denmark

A warning to the Ukrainians: if you stereotype us as fat and jolly, we will make fun of your perogies!!
#15
Italy

Auditioning as extras for Gladiator II
#16
Austria

They're going downhill, and we don't mean skiing

По тем матчам, которые я видел на данный момент.
#1
USA

#2
Czech Republic

#3,4,5,6
Sweden, Canada, Slovakia, Finland

Россия где?

К сожалению там где и почти всегда. Места с 5 по 8.

Нифига.

LLl T O 17 O P
Топег в "Отечественом хоккее" на тему power rankings уже существует:
http://russian-hockey.ru/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1044

Семаргл
Ну по твоему Канада, которая промучалась с Германией и Данией лучше выглядит нежели Россия? Что за фантазии такие?

Пардон..с Норвегией, а не с Данией.
Когда будут мучацца с Данией, тада караул..

Тонкая разница между быть и выглядеть. ПО все покажет.

1-7: Russia, Czech Republic, Sweden, Canada, Finland, USA, Slovakia
8Switzerland
Вот такая щас рассановка...

Моя расстановка от 1 мая пока не претерпела изменений.

Обновление.

#6 Canada
Jonathan Toews is doing a #!#?!# great job

Не догнал прикола, о чем это?

Обновление:

#1
Russia


Wham, bam, thank you Kazan
#2
Sweden


We're always happy to play Switzerland
#3
Czech Republic


The Czechs drink 159 litres of beer per head a year, and they have a great power play too
#4
Finland


Jarkko Ruutu is a major pain every year
#5
USA


So far, the Hillary and Obama camps remain silent on Lee Stempniak
#6
Canada


Jonathan Toews is doing a #!#?!# great job
#7
Slovakia


Marek Uram has more of a beard than the entire American team could grow
#8
Switzerland


The Swiss bankers can't buy a goal
#9
Germany


Before the game, our coach talked about maple syrup and beavers
#10
Belarus


We would have beaten Austria 9-2 if Mikhail Grabovski had played! Woo ha ha ha!
#11
Italy


They call him Jason "Sudden 4-on-4 Death" Cirone
#12
Denmark


Peter Hirsch is the second-greatest goalie named Hirsch in international hockey history (after Corey Hirsch)
#13
Latvia


Naumovs should have suddenly pulled out a horn and blown it in Cirone's face
#14
Ukraine


Can we take penalties on our non-game days too?
#15
Norway


The game plan against Germany should have been to stop players named Michael
#16
Austria


Put Arnold Schwarzenegger in goal

LLl T O 17 O P

Тоевс в интервью после победы на МЧМ в этом году ляпнул: We did a fucking great job!
В прямом эфире

После выигрыша финала МЧМ он в прямом эфире канадскому телевидению сказал "We did a fucking great job"

БУ-ГО-ГО!!!!

Kesha & HOMOSAPIENS - спасибо!